Incidentally BBC, a hot cigarette end applied to the rear end of the bloodsucker usually dislodges the little bastards. Adding Jeyes fluid to the bath water once a week will keep them away in future. It will pong a bit but you won’t have creepy crawlies trying to suck lifeblood.
”There will be legions of cricket lovers of both genders through whose lips the abomination ‘BATTER’ will never pass so long as we live” - Simon Heffer - Telegraph